home
***
CD-ROM
|
disk
|
FTP
|
other
***
search
/
ZAM 4
/
ZAM 4.adf
/
Articles
/
42
< prev
next >
Wrap
Text File
|
1994-03-10
|
4KB
|
85 lines
EZZA'94
Yes, just when you thought you'd clearly had enough drivel in your
life...........IT'S..............................
WAFFLE III - The Retuen of The Return Which
Returned Because Things Normally Return In A Sequel
Cor blimey, it's that time of the disk again when you read the first
couple of lines and think,"God, this is trash" and put another subject
on instead........Or are you one of those people who reads every single
article and eventually you get bags under your eyes?.....
Has anyone heard of the sueing of Nintendo by the parents of a
teenage boy who now has epylectic fits because the flicker of the screen
`freaked him out'. Serves him right for buying a Nintendo, doesn't it?
Let's be critisizing for a mo'....The 8-bit Nintendo is complete
rubbish......The graphics are only equaled by the ZX81 (without the 16k
Ram extension) and the VIC-20 (which is now the best selling computer
ever.......out of the computers called VIC-20). Let's pick one of the
"brilliant" games for it..........Mario Bros.......HA HA HA HA HA HA....
I wish I had 40-something quid to buy quality software like this........
I'd rather buy that than spending well earned money on technical
achievements like Formula One Grand Prix...........Not!......(Oh no, a
Wayne's World quote, quick somebody shoot me..................BANG!!!!!
.......Thanks....)
Zircon Amiga Mag One recently got reviewed in Amiga Shopper and only
got 6 out of 10. Funny that, everybody else that looked at it thought
it was good, even my dad's friend said it was `different' which means
very good, excellent, superb in English.......So, for a bit of revenge
let's review Amiga Shopper........
1. Well, is it on a disk? Oh dear, not even on a disk,
0 not a good start is it....
2. Are there any pictures on it Oh deary dear.....
which are hand drawn by moi? 0
3. Is the text in it making a One funny joke every blue moon
decent attempt to make people isn't very good is it?
laugh? 1
4. Value for money? The value for money is about as
0 good as buying a Nintendo game.
5. Gameplay? None. There's nowhere to plug
0 joystick in......Tut!......
(You can't play this mag
either ! - Never mind - Ed)
So the average mark for Amiga Shopper is 0.2 (He would have to be
precise, wouldn't he ! - Ed) out of 10. Oh dear, seems we beat Amiga
Shopper by quite a bit. So, stick that down your chimney and lose
it...???.. (Read the "Apology to Amiga Shopper" bit - Ed)
And now for the quick complaint section...........For those millions
that bought the last issue of the Zircon Amiga Mag then you will have
noticed that Waffle II was under the name of Gears ! It should have
been Waffle II by EZZA !! ........it makes me cry.............
A friend of mine had Sonic2 for christmas and here is a quick review
..........It's all hype and no game..........The only difference in
Gameplay from the first one is the diagonal springs. The addition of
another character is pointless. The screen splits into two and slips
into hi-res. The height of the screen gives you less time to react
when a baddie flies towards you at one hundred miles an hour. So as
with many other games don't believe all the hype....................
Looking at the news is really depressing me lately. I'm going
to leave school soon after finishing my A-levels and hopefully go
into a job. But looking at the unemployed total of 3 million and
rising I feel like a John Major for not applying to University.....
Well, I'm going to end now because I have to revise very hard for my
mock exams so I will come top in all of my subjects.......NOT!......
--------------------------------------
The "Extreemly Weird Bit At The Bottom" By Gears
Watcha sayin` like ? Ahhhhh... Ya can keep ya parcel.